November 2022 Funny Stories

The little girl put down her copy of Snow White. She asked, “Mommy, do all fairy tales start with ‘once upon a time?’” 

Her mother replied, “No, some are written by politicians which start with ‘once I am elected.’” 
Penny Hamilton, Granby 
Mountain Parks Electric consumer-member 
It was dark and cold when I met my 4-year-old son at the barn door after his riding lesson last week. He was so excited to tell me they practiced “emergency discounts” at his lesson. (It was dismounts.) Just in time for holiday shopping! 
Rebecca Sundhagen, Falcon 
Mountain View Electric Association consumer-member 
Our daughter was about 4 years old and we were shopping in a furniture store. Suddenly she was on her hands and knees looking beneath pieces of furniture. When we asked what she was looking for, she said, “I smell bunnies!” We laughed, realizing the room displayed cedar chests and we used cedar chips to line our lop-eared rabbit cages. 
Jill Wilson, Trinidad 
San Isabel Electric Association consumer-member