July 2021 Funny Stories

My balding husband was talking to our 5-year-old granddaughter one day. He told her he was going to get a haircut, to which she responded, “Which one?”
Linda Allen, Kiowa
Mountain View Electric Association consumer-member

When my daughter was 5 years old, we were in a church service and the preacher said, “The devil will steal your joy.” My daughter replied, “So that’s what’s happening to my toys!”

My granddaughter in day care laid on a blanket for nap time. The 4-year-old boy on the blanket next to her asked, “Will you marry me?” She shushed him and closed her eyes. He leaned over, kissed her on the cheek and asked, “Will you marry me after nap time?” She responded, “No! I don’t know how to play that game!”
Cindy Irvin, Cortez
Empire Electric Association consumer-member