September 2017 Funny Stories

My son was setting up a new audio system for us and noticed the cabinet was quite dusty. He said he needed some Pledge. My granddaughter, who was 4 at the time, stood up and put her hand over her heart and said, “I pledge allegiance to the flag…”
Arlene Fickel, Gunnison

Our 3-year-old granddaughter, Reagan, was having a rough morning. She did a couple things that I told her not to, so I decided it was time for a “little talk.” We sat down and I reminded her that God tells us to obey. My phone rang just then and before I answered I asked her to play quietly while I was on the phone. She picked up her pretend cell phone and told her pretend friend, “We have to be quiet. Grandma is talking to God on the phone. He’s telling her to obey.”
Lynell Darrah, Fort Collins

My 5-year-old grandson, Colin, asked me one day, “Grandma, why are you so short?” I told him it’s probably because my mom was short, too. He said, “Do you think your mom was short because she took the pill they advertise on TV that says if you take it you will lose inches?”
Anne L. Cole, Greeley

Little Sister seems to get more mosquito bites than anyone else in the family. One day Mom asked her, “What special kind of blood do you have?” With a funny little grin she answered, “Unsweetened.”
Carrie Lehman, Mack